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Easter Jokes

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!.

What do you get if you cross a 'Jackaroo'- Bunny with a Dr. Frankenstien?
You get a 'hare-brained' Jackyl!